One complaint we get about our weekly Tinder round-up is that we only feature female profiles in it. Firstly to anyone who ever said that, you’re wrong — we always add one or two male profiles in there and most of the actual chat screenshots are of men making complete fools of themselves.

Fact is though, there’s loads more female profiles floating around the Internet and we get loads more of those sent in too, so it’s just easier.

Still, in the interest of balance, we’re going to try an all-male version and see how it goes.

Let’s roll:

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Robbie coming through with a masterlass on how to make any Tinder girl instantly moist