It takes between six and twelve years to grow your tree/chair.
Rockin around the Christmas tree.
Dead bodies everywhere.
The perfect excuse to stay in bed.
Zombies do exist.
The most beautiful tree in the world.
Sounds like prison was a blast.
This will surely end in disaster.
That's a big fucking tree.
Well that's one way to teach them.
Ever been so drunk you picked up a tree and drove it round town?
This was always going to end in tears.
This new Flakka drug is no joke.
Taking the term "morning wood" to a whole new level.
Tragedy struck near the Andes yesterday.
Finally, someone we can stick the blame on someone.
Ever wondered where all those Christmas decorations came from?
Big up the Aussies for actually tracking Santa's moves this year.
If you can makes sense of these then you're a better man than I am.
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
What's your morning routine like?
Excuse me whilst I go and throw up.
Animals are getting smarter.
Mother Nature (or perhaps just bad luck) strikes when this lumberjack takes a branch off this tree.
This looks like some kind of David Blaine crazy ass magic trick but it's 100% natural.