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Aww, isn’t that lovely? MGK and Megan Fox getting engaged and, according to Megan Fox’s post under the video, drinking each other’s blood to celebrate. Whether that part is true or not remains to be seen but I wouldn’t put it past them. After all, these two are the biggest wannabe Billy Bob & Angelina couples out there. From wearing vials of each other’s blood around their necks to the PDA to the all-round vibe, everything they do is out of the Thorton/Jolie playbook from 20 years ago. Or maybe I’m just a loser because I’ve never worn or drank anyone’s blood before? Could be.
Either way, I’m happy for them. Which is more than can be said for Megan Fox’s ex-husband. Poor guy.
