This would explain Tottenham's shitty start to the season.
Who would have thought it?
Here's how Kinsey Sue and her boyfriend prepared for the big stunt.
Someone got a little bit TOO excited.
The world has gone mad.
When your account manager thinks he's logged into his personal Twitter account.
A summary and go-to guide for your favourite team (and the ones you're not so keen on)
When Manchester United let Ravel Morrison go for Â£650,000 they obviously knew exactly what they were doing.
When he's not playing football, Clint Dempsey spits fire bars in the streets.
Charles Bronson positively lost the plot after Arsenal won the FA cup and vented his frustrations on 12 prison guards.
Lewis Holtby did what every football fan in the country (or even world) has wanted to do at least once last night.
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This van driver saw his chance for some free advertising on transfer deadline day and took it.
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John Terry, Arsenal, dodgy third kits and a fitting tribute all go under the microscope this week.
Sandro has some lairy fighting tekkers up his sleeve. BOSH! KAPOW! WOOF!
A new kind of pitch invader.
Harry's an idiot
Rafael Van Der Vaart is a complete sickhead and to showcase it he decided to do some kickups with a piece of...
Dejan Stankovic scores a screamer that you probably all missed because you were watching Real Madrid V Spurs
Seems Becks is still a sucker for East End cuisine