Clarkson's gonna Clarkson.
Jeremy Clarkson really hates Greta Thunberg.
Say it isn't so.
The name's Bond... how YOU doin?
Someone was finally dumb enough to try it.
Is this going to be worth it or completely backfire?
Why are you even getting involved?
Cos he's a motherfucking P.I.M.P.
That is pretty left field.
Fairly predictable but still pretty great.
More bad news for the ex-Top Gear presenter.
That didn't take long.
More bad news for this car crash of a series.
These are the facts mate.
He feels the same as us.
Probably has more viewers too.
He sounds a bit butthurt here.
That's one expensive punch.
There's literally no way you would have seen this coming.
Absolute clangers from Mr Clarkson.
He also crashed a brand new Jaguar on his first time around the track.
He offers his opinions on the fact that death doesn't exist, WiFi destroying the planet, Ant & Dec, Chris Evans and Cecil...
That didn't last long.
He holds absolutely nothing back here.
It was pretty hard to narrow this selection down from literally everybody in the world ever.
The saga isn't over yet.