The curiosity of Jeff Goldblum.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Rolf is having the time of his life in the big house.
1/5 would not go again.
Of course this called for a party.
This is how you do it.
Pepper spray on your ring? Yeah. That's gonna sting.
Such a good prank and so simple - how has nobody thought of this before?
A normal reaction might have been to shout at them, but this guy decided to get all Michael Douglas on them.