Only in Spoons.
A bold promise.
God help us.
He claimed he knew nothing about his financial affairs and was 'playing football'.
Twenty fags minimum.
Sounds like a plan.
Are luxuries like steak, cigarettes and lottery tickets for tax payers only?
It's about time.
Following his almost legendary Newsnight interview last week, a Tory politician has come out and called Russell Brand a twat live on...
As the 2012 Presidential election looms over us, Sick Chirpse gets to the nitty gritty of why Barack deserves another four years...
Jimmy Carr releases a public grovelling apology on Twitter, but is what he's done really that bad?
Do you know why it costs so much to get bloated-eyed? Time to find out.
Harry's an idiot
Students pay taxes. Don't you forget it. The 'students are tax dodgers' is the most ill-informed, overused anti-student quip there is. Get...