There's an intrinsic link between the two variables apparently.
He might even be a goner by Christmas.
No need for a real relationship anymore.
Not quite a happy ending he was after.
'I might be a vampire but I just want to be treated like everyone else.'
Clocking in at over 230 hours.
The wasted, the weird and the wanker.
The damage could be irreversible.
100% worth the wait.
Need to order immediately.
You no longer have an excuse.
He was found crying inconsolably by his mother's body.
There goes your lie-in this weekend.
'Had my own on-suite room and butler'.
'I saw you with the apple. Whore.'
Finally, something white people are better than the rest of the world at.
When you fall asleep on your second day on the job, it's only right that this happens.
"Mmmmm, that feels good."
I would rather die in an earthquake than sleep in one of these things.
It's an extremely rare condition known as a cutaneous horn.
This is really sad.
Never turn your back on a man who knows how to execute a sleeper hold.
Will this actually be any good?
"I feel like I have keyboards stuck to me."
We can only hope that she ended up reading this and took some of it on board.