This is really weird.
Couldn't have planned it any better.
There could be something in this.
I guess it worked.
It's that time of year again.
Who says romance is dead?
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
50 shades of beef.
Feeling low on Valentine’s Day, or don’t have any money to take your girl out for that meal of her dreams? Don’t...
Make Valentine’s Day great again.
I knew they were faking it.
"I will marry the man that treats me like this piece of meat in bed."
When the horn takes over.
What a way to go.
Never change, Japan.
"We are in a hotel, we are going to have sex".
For all you true romantics out there.
Just press this and the lights are dimmed, takeout is ordered and all your calls are blocked so there's absolutely nothing distracting...
Romance is dead (almost).