Dreams can come true.
Reality is scarier than fiction.
'I never asked for this life.'
Turns out smartphones aren't so smart.
This was inevitable.
That should be a given.
Grim doesn't even begin to cover it.
Breathing new life into the classic game.
When nature calls, answer.
Rape is nothing to joke about.
That's got to hurt.
Be careful this Christmas.
Staying true to the original.
More bad news for porn fans.
Of course he is.
Not getting married.
January 27th 2017 can't come soon enough.
More bad news for the ex-Top Gear presenter.
This makes the whole situation slightly less upsetting.