PARIS
Untouched Paris Apartment Discovered After 70 Years, Includes $3.4 Million Painting
Ever dream of finding buried treasure? Or sneaking into someone’s house while they’re away? This is both of those dreams rolled into one!
Introducing The Zlatan Ibrahimovic Burger
A cafe in Paris has started serving a massive burger named after their hero Zlatan Ibrahimovic – check it out here.
Kanye West Meets Some Paparazzi He Likes In Paris
Kanye West was pleased as punch with the paparazzi in Paris, but took a bit of an ego battering when a passerby failed to recognise him.
Karim Benzema Pays €8000 For Two Nights With Transsexual Belgian Hooker
If you’re a rich footballer, I guess you’ve gotta spend your money on something.
Classical Sculptures Dressed As Hipsters
What could be funnier than dressing up classical Greek statues in hipster attire and taking loads of photographs of them?
Crazy Russian Climbers Are Back – Awesome Photos Of European Landmarks
The dudes who illegally scaled the Great Pyramid of Giza are back – this time in Europe.
Sculpture Ron Mueck Creates Beautiful Hyper-Realistic Pieces
This hyper-realistic sculptor spends hours and hours adjusting skin tone and adding hair to these beautifully majestic sculptures, usually of a personal moment.
This Is What Happens When 50 Artists Paint Inside A Condemned Building
With support from 50 contributing artists, this almost forgotten structure, once the hottest nightclub in Paris, has transformed into a gallery of sublime work.
Classical Music That Has Actually Caused Riots
You wouldn’t think anyone could get wound up by classical music enough to kick off. You’d be wrong. It turns out the classical crowd love a riot.
Breakdancing 6 Year Old Girl Absolutely Kills It
Breakdancing is so cool. I always wanted to be good at it but watching videos like this make me not even want to try, because if a 6 year old girl is already this good at breakdancing I am not ever going to get anywhere near approaching good.
We Can Now Visit The Grand Canyon With Google Maps
Google Maps is one of the best inventions of the Internet and we can happily waste hours, even days on there. Now, Google have gone one better, and allowed us to visit the Grand Canyon.
MineCon 2012 Costume Contest: Awkward Nerds Being Weird
You think you’ve seen awkward? Let me tell you somethin’, you ain’t seen nuttin’ til you’ve seen the MineCon 2012 Costume Competition.
David Beckham To Leave LA Galaxy – But Where Is He Going?
Becks has up and quit the La Galaxy and his US Soccer project – but who will he make the move to? West Ham? Spurs? Manchester Utd? PSG? AC Milan? Or that weird Russian team that sign everyone?
French Honour Zinedine Zidane With Statue Of Infamous Headbutt On Marco Materazzi
How would you honour the greatest footballer your nation has ever produced? How about by erecting a statue of his worst ever moment in football?
PARIS WHEN IT SWINDLES
Slatz takes you through his adventures in Paris, encountering beggars, dodgy tour guides, twilight cruises and a role in a film.
FAUX SLATZ — AN IDIOT’S PARIS TRAVELOGUE
Meet Slatz, Sick Chirpse’s own idiot abroad. Here’s a story about how he gets locked in a crypt in Paris…..
