This girl is making an absolute killing and no one seems to know how to track her down.
Face palm to the max.
What a complete moron.
Why the hell would anyone want to blind themselves deliberately?
His neighbours didn't have great things to say about him either.
Needless to say, people are pranging out about this one.
Now this is what you call a proper police man - I don't think he could have handled this situation any better.
In these instances, the selfie definitely wasn't worth it.
Most of us spend our weekends getting smashed, whereas this lot prefer to get splashed.
The most niche fetish the world has ever seen.
Pretty much the definition of first world problems.
Out of ideas? Head to the golden arches.