Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail [email protected].

Let’s go:

And we’re off…

Don’t miss your chance, ladies.

Not weird at all.

Bit ironic.

Does it get more alpha than this?

Know your strengths.

Can anyone translate?

Looks like you have to take her out twice.

Requirements for intercourse = wear dress.

That’s not very nice.

*Quietly unmatches*

Absolute mad lad.

Err, close enough.

That’s too bad.

My favourite drink.

Toss her out like an old Christmas tree!

Is there anything more impressive than being surrounded by naked chicks who are paid to be there? Surely not.

Keep it rolling.

“Mum, Dad… meet Satan.”

TMI but OK.

Love the ‘also likes Hiking’ at the end there.

Aaaaaaand we’re done.

Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.