They always say you should treat fast food workers with respect, but I never considered that one of the reasons why might be that they could pull out a gun and murder you at the drive-thru. Well, that’s what happened at this Florida branch of Checkers after the customer asked for more mayonnaise packets, which […]
Fast Food Worker ‘Shoots Dead Customer Over Missing Mayonnaise Packets’ Read More »
Any time you combine the words ‘Sydney Sweeney’, ‘mayonnaise’ and ‘orgasm’, it’s probably good news for the algorithm. So I suppose Hellmans Mayonnaise knew what they were doing when they recruited Hollywood’s #1 sweetheart for their latest advert. Sweeney makes a cameo in the advert as Meg Ryan & Billy Crystal recreate their famous scene
The perfect Advent calendar deosn’t exist….
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That’s under half price.
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Mayonnaise + Ketchup = Mayochup.
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It makes it crispier and less likely to break.
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You’ll never guess where it’s located.
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Over in Michigan apparently this actually happened.
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A lot of people really, really hate mayonnaise and don’t want it anywhere near their food and I don’t really get it because I really like it. A mayonnaise enema is completely disgusting though.
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The Japanese are so weird and now they’ve done something else completely strange and ridiculous. They’ve created a mayonnaise pizza. Yuck.
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