Fast Food Worker ‘Shoots Dead Customer Over Missing Mayonnaise Packets’
They always say you should treat fast food workers with…
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Sydney Sweeney Appears In New Mayonnaise Advert That Recreates ‘When Harry Met Sally’ Orgasm Scene
Any time you combine the words ‘Sydney Sweeney’, ‘mayonnaise’ and…
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Heinz Have Launched A Limited Edition Advent Calendar Of Their Favourite Sauces
The perfect Advent calendar deosn’t exist….
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Subway Worker Shot Dead ‘After Putting Too Much Mayo On Sandwich’
What the Hellman?
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New Study Reveals That Ketchup Is No Longer The Nation’s Favourite Condiment
It’s not mayonnaise either.
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Subway Is Being Sued Because Its Tuna Doesn’t Actually Contain Tuna
Surprise surprise.
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McDonald’s Have Released An Oreo And Spam Burger In China
Merry Christmas.
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Heinz Is Launching New Ketchup, Mayonnaise And BBQ Sauce Ice Cream Making Kits
Did anyone want this?
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Burger King Has Launched A New Halloumi Bacon Burger And Brought Back The Halloumi King
The taste of the summer.
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Experts Have Revealed That You Don’t Need To Keep Your Ketchup In The Fridge
You’re doing it wrong.
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You Can Now Get Creme Egg Flavoured Heinz Mayonnaise
Why did anyone make this?
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Here’s How To Get A Big Mac For Just £1.49
That’s under half price.
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Heinz Is Bringing Mayochup To The United Kingdom
Mayonnaise + Ketchup = Mayochup.
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You Should Be Making Your Cheese Toasties With Mayonnaise Not Butter
It makes it crispier and less likely to break.
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You Can Now Get A Roast Dinner Doner Kebab And It Looks Unreal
Your new Christmas dinner.
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Nobody At Birds Eye Has Ever Made A Fish Finger Sandwich Judging By This Advert
What the f**k is this?
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Someone’s Made A Claymation Of The Donald Trump Pee Tape
This is all kinds of wrong.
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There’s Now A Chicken Nuggets Vending Machine
You’ll never guess where it’s located.
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You Can Now Make Your Own McDonald’s Special Big Mac Sauce
The secret is out.
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Here’s A £1100 Burger
Time to put your money where your mouth is.
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Health Department Confirm Semen Found In McDonald’s Mayonnaise
Over in Michigan apparently this actually happened.
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The Grossest Use Of Mayonnaise In History
A lot of people really, really hate mayonnaise and don’t want it anywhere near their food and I don’t really get it because I really like it. A mayonnaise enema is completely disgusting though.
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In Japan You Can Order A Mayonnaise Pizza
The Japanese are so weird and now they’ve done something else completely strange and ridiculous. They’ve created a mayonnaise pizza. Yuck.
