Wanna slice?
Legendary.
Danger is a foot.
This is pretty gross.
Here we go again.
Oops.
Man when is Gordon Ramsay going to learn?
A literal pimp slap.
Ouch.
"Remember you used to flex on me in high school? Now look at you."
Unlucky.
Bang out of order.
All I see is an innocent man.
When you've gotta go...
Horrific.
Why didn't I think of that?
He says he acted in self defence as the man tried to rape him.
Very poor taste.
"That's 0.09% of your net worth".
How do you recover from this?
Definitely true.
'“I offered him $15.00 an hour to do yard work for me and he refused. If we as a community stop paying...
Relatable.
Badass.
Make sure you use clean needles.
What the hell?
Look at the size of it.
Fair play I suppose.
Homeless people will probably do almost anything for money as they’re completely desperate, but that doesn’t mean that you should take advantage...
That's a good way to get pricked by a needle.