British ISIS Fighter Wants To Come Home Because He Misses Fish And Chips
Bit late for that.
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The Agadoo Singer Is Claiming That He Led A 60 Person Conga Line In Prison
Sounds like prison was a blast.
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Goldie Threatens To Melt Down His MBE To Protest The Closure Of Fabric
Well played mate.
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Why The Fuck Does Jeremy Corbyn Need His Own Set Of Emoji?
Politicians will do just about anything these days to grasp the attention of the wandering millennial.
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Underage People Will Be Banned From Watching Porn In 2017
Sucks to be a teenager.
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Downing Street: 2nd Referendum Not Remotely On The Cards
That’s the end of that then.
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The 2nd Referendum Petition Just Received Its Biggest Endorsement Yet
This highly-respected and influential figure is pushing for a second vote.
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This Open Letter By University Graduate Over Student Loan Fees Has Gone Viral
If you started university in 2012 or later, you’re screwed.
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WWE’s Kane Is Seriously Considering A Mayoral Run In Tennessee
Through hell fire and brimstone.
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From This Friday The Government Will Withdraw All 10 Packs Of Cigarettes
Twenty fags minimum.
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Watch This Kangaroo Road Rage A Moving Car And Smash Its Windscreen
Don’t fuck abouuuuut.
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French Statue Gets Detachable Penis To Thwart Thieves
‘I wouldn’t want anyone – not even my worst enemies – to go through what happens to this statue.’
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Ice Cream Creators Ben & Jerry Have Just Been Arrested
Doughble Whammy arrest.
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Ice Cream Creators Ben & Jerry Have Just Been Arrested
Doughble Whammy arrest.
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David Cameron Is Extremely Worried That Too Many People Are Having Anal Sex
So pigs are okay but anal isn’t. Right, Dave?
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This Is What That Encryption Message On WhatsApp Didn’t Tell You About Their Changes
It’s not as secure as you think.
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Jeremy Corbyn Has Been Invited To Perform At Glastonbury This Year
Exciting times for modern politics.
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A North Korean Who Spent 10 Years In Prison Camps Has Revealed What Goes Down
A guy called Kang Chol-hwan was a prisoner of Yodok political…
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Schools Are Charging Kids £1.80 To Eat Their Own Packed Lunches
We have officially reverted back to the Thatcher years.
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The Way This Guy Was Arrested For Failing To Pay His Student Loan Is Absolutely Terrifying
Thought you could get away with not paying back your student loan? Think again.
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Hatton Garden Heist Leader Found Sick Pictures Of Tory Child Abuser In Deposit Box
Things just got interesting.
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The Head Of An Oregon Militia Has Gone Berserk Because People Keep Sending Them Dildos
The militia asked to be sent care packages during their occupation – instead they were sent sex toys.
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The Internet Is Crapping All Over The New #CleanForTheQueen Campaign
Did they actually think this was going to work?
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Forget Anonymous, Another Deeply Dark Organisation Has Pledged To Crush ISIS…
I wouldn’t have expected these guys to be helping.
