VIDEO: Police Brutality At Ukraine Anti-Government Protests
Things are getting extremely heated in Ukraine at the moment with police indiscriminately attacking protesters and members of the public.
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Russell Brand Banned From Entering South Africa
Russell Brand was at the airport all ready to go to South Africa but there was a little problem – turns out he’s banned from the country.
VIDEO: Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Admits To Smoking Crack
After months of speculation, today Toronto mayor Rob Ford has finally admitted to smoking crack cocaine after the police say they have found a video of him smoking it.
Tory MP Calls Russell Brand A Twat Following Newsnight Interview
Following his almost legendary Newsnight interview last week, a Tory politician has come out and called Russell Brand a twat live on air. Find out what he said here.
Azerbaijan Releases Election Results Before Voting Starts
Ilham Aliyev was re-elected as the President of Azerbaijan last week with nearly 85% of the vote. The result was announced the day before voting had started.
Banksy Video Shows Rebels Gunning For Dumbo
Street artist Banksy has released this video depicting armed rebels shooting Dumbo the elephant out of the sky. What could it mean?
Jimmy Kimmel Trolls Dumb Americans Again Over ObamaCare
This time he asked them which they preferred – ObamaCare or the Affordable Care Act, despite the fact they’re the same thing – and quietly listened to their dumb explanations for this.
New South Park Series To Premier Tonight
South Park is back tonight after a one year hiatus for the start of its 17th season, in an episode which sees Cartman infiltrate the NSA.
Bradley Manning Wants To Become A Woman
Bradley Manning – jailed for 35 years last Wednesday for leaking 700,000 classified documents to WikiLeaks – has released a statement claiming he wants to live the rest of his life as a woman named ‘Chelsea’.
US Government Finally Acknowledges Area 51 Exists
The US government has finally gotten round to declassifying information about Area 51. Sadly, they’re still keeping a lot to themselves.
Roll Over ASBOs, There’s A New Acronym In Town
New legislation sees the replacement of ASBOs with IPNAs, putting NOS in the Nanny State’s Dyson.
Awesome Parkourist Captured On The Streets Of Cambridge
James Kingston, an awesome parkourist, captures his parkour adventures on the streets of Cambridge with POV headcam footage. Absolutely nails it.
In Sweden There Is Only One Liquor Store Called The Systembolaget And It Is Run By The Government – Good Or Bad Thing?
If you want to get pissed in Sweden your only option is buying it off the state run alcohol outlets; they have a monopoly on all of the alcohol legally sold in their own liquor stores called the Systembolagets. Here’s why we at SICK CHIRPSE think this is a wicked idea.
Security Cameras Aren’t All Bad
Security cameras capturing footage of people doing nice things for each other. Awwww.
Can’t Get Drunk On A Tenner Anymore? Here’s Why…
Do you know why it costs so much to get bloated-eyed? Time to find out.
Where’s Wally: The Movie
If someone made a movie of Where’s Waldo? how would you imagine it? With Waldo as an ex- secret agent getting revenge on the government? No, me neither, but this guy did.
