We all like a good laugh at people who’ve managed to make themselves look like cunts because of their ridiculous tans, right? Whether they’re real tans that make them look like some sort of mutant lobster creature from the depths, or fake tans that make them look like they’ve had someone with diarrhea shit all over them, people with hideous tans never fail to make others laugh. They’re also a pretty good way to brighten your day as well, knowing that there are people out there uglier than you.
To be fair, though, it’s one of the worst feelings in the world when you’re just chilling out on a beach somewhere with your boyz, cans in the ice-box by your side, with a few smokes, and then you fall asleep for a bit and wake up with skin like an Oompa-Loompa. So, I’ve got some sympathy for people who get burnt skin simply because they were having a good time with their mates.
It’s still funny, though, and a new website shares my humour. It’s called paleisthenewtan and it shows pretty funny pictures of people who look like grotesque tanned gargoyles and also MASSIVE fake-tan fails. So, if you’re in need of a bit of a pick-me-up after last night’s drinking session then head over there for a look. In the meantime, here are a few of the pictures from there to brighten your day.