Twitter Absolutely RINSED Chelsea Last Night After They Went Crashing Out Of The Champion’s League
Nothing unites humanity more than Chelsea losing.
West Ham fans displaying their sense of humour.
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Do you love sushi? Do you love bacon?
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Is there anything this guy can’t do with a ball?
If Juan Mata is reading this, next time you’re anywhere near Sick Chirpse Towers and fancy a zoot let us know.
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Pretty sure there’s not much left for Cristiano Ronaldo to accomplish at this point.
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In hindsight this could be regarded as an absolutely genius political move.
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Is this a battle the Dark Knight can hope to win?
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We still can’t believe Qatar is hosting the World Cup.
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Here’s what went down after the Manchester Derby last Sunday.
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Alexis Sanchez? Eden Hazard? Angel Di Maria? Nope.
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There are some huge derbies in English football but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a reaction like this.
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Maybe he should just delete his account for a while.
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New club, new kit, new opportunities to pick up American girls.
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Undoubtedly one of the best reasons ever.
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No Italians are gonna be taking a dive in this one.
The results, positives and negatives from last weekend’s Premier League action.
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Ed Woodward is Manchester United’s “Director Of Football” – and he’s also the reason why they’re going to suffer this season.
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