Georgia Man Cuts Off Penis To Stop Masturbating (Inaccurate)
52 year old Jonas believed he would go to hell if he didn’t stop masturbating – so he took drastic measures by cutting off what he called his ‘sinful part.’
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Hunchbacked Mutt Quasi Modo Just Blew All The Competition Away In The Official World’s Ugliest Dog Contest
Was Quasi Modo really the ugliest dog at the competition?
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This Guy Punched A Man In The Face Because He Didn’t Let Him Pet His Dogs
Who’s in the wrong here?
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Respect To The 73 Year Old Man Who Punched A Bear In The Face To Save His Dog
Give this man a medal.
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Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On Jeremy Kyle; Gets Brutally Rejected
Probably not the best place to declare your love, especially after you’ve just admitted cheating on your girlfriend.
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Guy Thinks He’s Getting A Blow Job; Ends Up Getting His Butt Waxed Instead
The best prank of April Fool’s Day by far.
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Grandma Savagely Attacked By Pit Bull While She Takes The Ice Bucket Challenge
This is probably the most horrifically messed up ice bucket challenge ever.
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There’s A Company That Will Make Stuffed Animal Versions Of Your Pet So They Can Live On Forever
Cute? Yes. Creepy? Also yes.
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Watch This Russian Man Test Out A Bomb Proof Helmet By Getting Shot In The Head
What better way to see if it works?
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Awful Parents Strap One Month Old Baby To The Steering Wheel Of Their Car
Worst parenting ever.
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Dog Runs Away From Home, Travels 20 Streets, Turns Up At Hospital And Finds Cancer-Stricken Owner
Dogs are on a completely different level right now.
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You Can Now Marry Your Pet (100% Legit)
Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re getting hitched to your dog because no humans like you.
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Mum And Daughter In Critical Condition After Using Ouija Board To Contact Dead Dog Killed By Father
Well, that isn’t something you hear every day.
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WATCH: This Seal And Labrador Just Became Best Friends
More proof that dogs > humans.
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‘Rear Gear’ Is The New Must-Have Accessory For Your Pet’s Butt
Your dog’s going to love you for this.
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13 Amazing Animal Hybrids That Actually Exist
Ever heard of a ‘Pandanteater’ before?
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Dog With Deformed Front Legs Gets To Run For The First Time Thanks To 3D Printed Prosthetics
Another example of how 3D printing is going to revolutionise our lives – and the lives of our pets.
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These Are The Top Ten Excuses People Have Given For Not Paying Their TV Licence
No way did anyone really expect any of these to work.
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Incredible Video Of A Dog Walking Around China Like A Little Schoolgirl
This is incredible.
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Chinese University Kills Stray Dog After It Starts Attending Lectures
We should go to war over this.
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Trespasser Scared Off By Small Dog Just Lost All His Street Cred
This guy won’t be showing his face on the roads again.
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Man Films Himself Doing ‘The Boiling Water Challenge’; 5 Day Aftermath Update Is Horrible
It was the ice bucket challenge for a reason.
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Badass Sea Lion Breaks Free From Net, Throws Man Across Deck And Attacks His Dog
Thank god someone caught this on film.
