This Sex Shop Armed Robbery Ended In The Most Ridiculous Way Possible (VIDEO)
How predictable.
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Sadiq Khan Declares ‘London Is Open For Business’ With Giant Statue Of Black Dildo In Trafalgar Square
It’s meant to signify that London is open for business.
A Woman Woke Up To Find A Burglar Licking Her Butt In The Dark
You’re always going to get caught if you do that dude.
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You Can Now Buy An Eggplant Emoji Vibrator
This is the world we live in.
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There’s Now A Dildo Drone Sex Toy
Welcome to the future.
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Watch This Politician Get Smacked In The Kisser By A Big Pink Dildo
Because he’s ‘raping the country’ apparently.
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Girls In Bikinis Blindfolded And Tricked Into Fighting With Dildos Is An A+ Internet Video
This sounds like a dumb idea in theory but it was actually pretty funny.
You Can Now Buy A Motorhead Dildo Collection
Of course you can buy a Motorhead dildo collection.
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The Ashley Madison CEO Was Working On A Completely Weird 100 Page Screenplay About Dildos, Jews And How Awesome Ashley Madison Is
This is the equivalent of Threat Level Midnight from The American Office.
Middle Aged Woman Gets Toy Dinosaur Removed From Her Vagina After Using It To Masturbate
Some parents just need to stay the hell away from their children’s toys.
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Watch A 5000 Person Dildo War Break Out In New York City (NSFW)
Absolute carnage in New York City over the weekend.
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You Can Now Mourn Your Loved Ones By Putting Their Ashes In A Dildo
Why scatter your ashes to the wind, when they could be used to penetrate your loved ones’ orifices?
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Here’s A Picture Of An 18th Century Dildo Found In An Ancient Toilet
This is how they used to do it back then.
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