Posts By Eggs Benedict
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1.2KNEWSChinese Government Forced to Crack Down on Funeral Strippers
Death wasn't so bad in China - until now.
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1.1KCHIRPSES
Why Is Our Generation Having Less Sex Than Our Parents Did?
We've got some serious catching up to do.
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943INTERVIEWS
Russell Brand’s Interview With Ed Miliband Has Set The General Election On FIRE
Did Ed Miliband just become... cool?
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1.8KLIFE
You Can Now Mourn Your Loved Ones By Putting Their Ashes In A Dildo
Why scatter your ashes to the wind, when they could be used to penetrate your loved ones' orifices?
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7.3KLIFE
These 6 Technological Advancements Will Change Sex And Dating Forever
The future of sex and dating is here.
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VIDEO: White Guy And Black Guy Commit Same Crime For Social Experiment
I'm definitely sickened by this video, but I can't say I'm shocked.
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VIDEO: Kate Upton Models In Zero Gravity
Sports Illustrated just released these photos of Kate Upton in zero-gravity for their latest swimsuit edition. Houston, we don't have a problem.
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VIDEO: Wedding Comedian Attacked By Bride’s Brother
Who went too far - the comedian or the brother?
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3.7KMOVIES
VIDEO: “Zombeavers” Movie Trailer. Yep. Zombie Beavers
Quell your burgeoning existential crisis with zombie beaver-related news. Apparently it's the new "Sharknado".
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3.8KMOVIES
The Master of Wit: Groucho Marx’s Funniest Quotes
Groucho Marx is (rightly) hailed as one of the greatest comedians of all time. Here are a few of his wittiest one-liners.
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Pathetic “Adorable” Baby Penguin Follows Zookeeper Everywhere In Cynical Marketing Stunt
This 'cute' penguin is a pathetic, clingy little bastard.
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2.9KMOVIES
6 Offensive Musicals That Should Have Been Made
From 'Springtime for Hitler' to 'Everyone has AIDS', we break down the fictional musicals too ridiculous to ever be made.
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2.6KNEWS
Iranian News Agency Claims America’s Governed By Nazi Aliens, But Don’t Be So Quick To Say That’s Crazy
A recent Iranian news article claimed the US Government is run by Nazis from outer space. But is that really so hard...
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25 Classic Rap Songs Turned Into Awesome Posters
25 awesome rap posters, taking you from 1970 - 2013, and spanning artists as diverse as Biggie, Eminem, Outkast and Kanye.
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1.1KNEWS
New App Scans Strangers’ Faces, Finds Their Online Info
NameTag, the world's most stalker-friendly app, uses facial recognition software to check for social media profiles and criminal history.
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2.0KCHIRPSES
Why We Need To Grow Up And Stop Using The Word “Slut”
A one man war against our paradoxically sex-obsessed yet sex-shaming culture.
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7.7KCHIRPSES
A Haiku For Every Girl I’ve Ever Slept With
Benedict Smith writes 26 poems - one for every girl he's ever had sex with.
