Chinese Government Forced to Crack Down on Funeral Strippers
Death wasn’t so bad in China – until now.
Why Is Our Generation Having Less Sex Than Our Parents Did?
We’ve got some serious catching up to do.
Russell Brand’s Interview With Ed Miliband Has Set The General Election On FIRE
Did Ed Miliband just become… cool?
You Can Now Mourn Your Loved Ones By Putting Their Ashes In A Dildo
Why scatter your ashes to the wind, when they could be used to penetrate your loved ones’ orifices?
VIDEO: White Guy And Black Guy Commit Same Crime For Social Experiment
I’m definitely sickened by this video, but I can’t say I’m shocked.
VIDEO: Kate Upton Models In Zero Gravity
Sports Illustrated just released these photos of Kate Upton in zero-gravity for their latest swimsuit edition. Houston, we don’t have a problem.
VIDEO: “Zombeavers” Movie Trailer. Yep. Zombie Beavers
Quell your burgeoning existential crisis with zombie beaver-related news. Apparently it’s the new “Sharknado”.
Pathetic “Adorable” Baby Penguin Follows Zookeeper Everywhere In Cynical Marketing Stunt
This ‘cute’ penguin is a pathetic, clingy little bastard.
Iranian News Agency Claims America’s Governed By Nazi Aliens, But Don’t Be So Quick To Say That’s Crazy
A recent Iranian news article claimed the US Government is run by Nazis from outer space. But is that really so hard to believe?
New App Scans Strangers’ Faces, Finds Their Online Info
NameTag, the world’s most stalker-friendly app, uses facial recognition software to check for social media profiles and criminal history.
Why We Need To Grow Up And Stop Using The Word “Slut”
A one man war against our paradoxically sex-obsessed yet sex-shaming culture.
