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There’s Now A Dildo Drone Sex Toy

Dildo Drone

Welcome to the future.

A new video has appeared on YouTube advertising what they’re calling a Dildo Drone. Whether it’s legit or not is currently unknown, but either way, it’s a funny idea.

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I haven’t ever used a dildo before so I can’t really relate to the experience, but apparently it can get a bit too much for some women if they’re required to use one or both hands to operate it. I mean what if you’ve got both hands full because you’re drinking a beer and eating a burger, like in the promo video below? That’s definitely a situation that a lot of women find themselves in regularly, I’m sure.

Well, apparently all you have to do is press a button now and the dildo drone will fly right on up to you and into you, so you can get off whilst also enjoying your burger and beer. Or whatever else you might be using your hands for, like I dunno, reading a book or playing with your smartphone or doing some knitting:

Hmmm. The website says that it’s ‘cumming soon’ (lol, haven’t heard that one before) but judging by this video I really can’t see it being real. I mean for one, it looks like a completely dangerous piece of equipment – more like a hornet stinging you than a dildo giving you pleasure – and there are so many things that could go wrong with it. For instance, how will it know exactly the angle to go into your vagina without your assistance? And what about when one inevitably catches fire and explodes or something?

I really don’t think this is real, but hey, nice promo video from the guys who made it. Now we’ve just gotta work out what they’re really trying to achieve.

This did happen once though in real life, when a flying dildo invaded a Russian space conference. Never forget.


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