This sounds incredible.
Seriously messed up.
Hitting the mainstream.
Another day in sunny Florida.
The truth may finally be revealed.
Justice has been served (kind of).
No amount of cheesy pizza is worth this.
Kicking off in the hood.
Nice try buddy.
This is really heartwarming.
Sure it was an accident mate.
It fell out of a book his dad was leafing through.
Never thought I would see the day.
'I might be a vampire but I just want to be treated like everyone else.'
'I will have to wank over you.'
Don't say we didn't warn you.
He got what he deserved.
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