As the Tractor Tax saga sludges on, Derbyshire-based farmer S.K.U.D has dropped a new track titled ‘Shitkicker’ – a raw and unapologetic nod to the gritty reality of farm life, a life filled with early mornings, long hours, relentless challenges, and… loads of sh*t. Check out the video below: As we all know, British farmers […]
“Shitkicker” by S.K.U.D: A Gritty Anthem for British Farmers Read More »
Nobody noticed it was even happening for two weeks.
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Chances are that if you’re sexually attracted to animals then you’re going to have to go about your business under the cover of darkness, but you probably need to do a better job than the guy in this story if you want to get away with it. Featured Image VIA A guy called Rathodiya from over
This might make you rethink that steak dinner you’ve got planned tonight.
This isn’t what you want to be coming out of the shower and finding.
Cows Break Into Woman’s House And Poo Everywhere Whilst She’s In The Shower Read More »
I guess this isn’t really that surprising when your husband has just outlawed homosexuality and made it punishable by life imprisonment.
First Lady Of Uganda States Humans Can’t Be Gay Because Cows Aren’t Gay Read More »
I’ve never seen a cow do anything except sit around a field eating grass and being lazy, and that’s what makes this video so spectacular.
VIDEO: Cows Literally Jump For Joy When Released From Dairy Farm Into Open Field Read More »
The judge has stated that the case is unique. No shit.
Man Accused Of Giving A Cow A Blow Job Faces Jail Time Read More »
Cows are more dangerous than we first suspected.
Barn Explodes Due To Farting Cows Read More »
The Farmville Gang claim they didn’t know the cows had to be real in order to receive government subsidies.
Romanian Farmville Gang Rinse Government Of £400K With Fake Farms Read More »
Sky News made a major faux pas yesterday when they were discussing the first lab grown burger but instead decided to show a video of Wayne Rooney.
Wayne Rooney Mistaken For First Lab Grown Burger Read More »
In Russia almost every driver has a dash cam because they need to record everything that happens because drivers over there are always crashing into each other and shit so they need it for insurance purposes. But, as it’s Russia they obviously pick up a bunch of crazy shit on there too. Here’s some of the best.
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