Mental.
Carnage.
Whoa.
This is so stupid.
Practice what you preach.
So mean.
Is this acceptable reporting from Sky News?
Tragic.
Tragic news.
It doesn't work like that.
Oh boy.
Stuck the landing.
They're gonna be sailing for a mighty long time.
Ingenious plan.
Back to the primitive.
Ultimate holiday destination.
The definition of lad culture.
UberBOAT has arrived.
Too close for comfort.
Going down to South Park.
Definitive proof that alligators understand English.
It's not just a word.
Are you kidding me?
Scarred for life.
Completely irresponsible behaviour.
Creepy.
Absolutely savage.
Some journalists do know when it's time to act.
Sharknado could very nearly be a reality.
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