This Girl Has Been Tweeting All The Weird Shit Her Boyfriend Says In His Sleep For The Past Four Months
‘I saw you with the apple. Whore.’
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This Sex-Related Accidental Murder Will Leave You Baffled
It involves a cucumber, a steak, a dog and a cigarette.
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Landlord Left Horrified After Breaking Into Tenant’s Bedroom (PHOTOS)
Despite the fact that the bedroom had a sink in it.
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Gordon Ramsay Says He’s Allergic To Vegans; Vegans React Accordingly
He’s poked the wasps’ nest.
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This New ‘Stylish’ Haircut Has To Actually Be The Worst Haircut Of All Time
Have you got beef with your barber?
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Luckiest School Kid In The World Wins One Month Hotel Stay With Famous Porn Star
And she said sex could be on the cards.
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Kanye West Just Hammered The Nail Into His Own Coffin With This Weird Twitter Rant
Kanye got absolutely burned by this music producer, and responded with a bunch of nonsense as per usual.
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This Girl Nearly Died After Leaving Her Tampon In For Nine Days
“It was pure black.”
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The Kid Who Filmed ‘Damn, Daniel’ Meme Just Had The SWAT Team Show Up To His Door
The Internet giveth and the Internet taketh away.
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Man Legally Changes His Name To ‘Bacon Double Cheeseburger’
‘Fancy a pint Bacon Double Cheeseburger?’
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Charlie Sheen Has A Perfectly Logical Explanation For His Epic 2011 Meltdown
Logical by his standards at least.
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This ‘Damn Daniel’ Meme With 290,000 ReTweets Is All The Internet’s Talking About This Week
The Internet is going nuts over this clip for some reason.
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This Teen Got Suspended After Giving A+ Answers In Sex Education Homework
I would have given her a merit.
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Tila Tequila Tries To Explain Why She Thinks It’s OK To Use The N-Word
Just when we thought her Twitter rants couldn’t get any more mental.
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Florida Man Keeps Calling 911 Because He’s Bored And Wants To Talk About Hitler
He’s not in his Reich mind.
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Man Trims His Garden Shrub Into A Spectacular 18 Foot Penis
I guess dick jokes really don’t ever get old.
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Kris Jenner Is Terrified That Kanye West Is Destroying The Kardashian Brand With His Insane Meltdowns
Is Kanye West the one person who can destroy the Kardashians from within?
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Chinese Farmer Uses Blow-Up Sex Doll As Makeshift Scarecrow
Agriculture just got a sexy new makeover.
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Mark Zuckerberg’s Response To Kanye’s $53 Million Debt Troubles Is Absolutely Perfect
Nobody fucks with the Zuckz.
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This Guy Was Arrested For Attacking His Girlfriend Because She Wouldn’t Have Sex With Him On Valentine’s Day
“We are in a hotel, we are going to have sex”.
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This Hidden Message In Kanye West’s Tweets Could Be Proof That He’s Been Trolling Us All Along
Has he been taking the piss out of us all along? This seems to suggest so.
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Stranger Returns The Partial Contents Of A Lost Wallet With A Brutally Honest Note
‘I kept the cash because I needed weed.’
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This Wasteman Used Tinder To Con Women Out Of £18K
He was working as a dog walker at the time.
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Pizza Hut Has Offered Kanye West A Job To Help Him Pay Off His $53 Million Debt
Pizza Hut are going on absolutely ruthless today.
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Jeb Bush Posting A Photo Of His Personalised Handgun On Twitter Is So American It Hurts
Political power moves don’t get much more terrifying than this.
