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Luckiest School Kid In The World Wins One Month Hotel Stay With Famous Porn Star

Ruslan Schedrin Ekaterina Makarova

And she said sex could be on the cards.

How the hell is this actually happening? Like the plot of every schoolboy’s fantasy, Russian teenager Ruslan Schedrin, 16, has come first place in an online competition to spend a month living with a porn star. He will be residing in a fancy hotel with the famous X-rated movie star, Ekaterina Makarova aka Macy Ssens. And if that wasn’t enough excitement to induce a week of wet dreams for the kid, she has also not ruled out the possibility of sex. She said:

It is not supposed but life is life.

It is a usual thing when inexperienced boys are looking for more experienced girlfriends. I don’t know. At least we’ll be friends. I liked him in the photos.

Ruslan Schedrin

He looks pretty damn young to me — maybe she’s into that shit. Could you imagine if this was the other way around and a 16-year-old girl was going to stay with an old, male porn star? People would be losing their shit.

Regardless of the moralistic implications, Ruslan, who is a child actor, is obviously ecstatic about the whole situation:

I didn’t believe it at first, I thought it was rubbish.

But when it turned out to be true, I thanked the website – I was so happy.

I called my friends and they did not believe it either. They said, ‘What are you talking about?’ Now they are happy for me too. Some of them are envious.

I saw her and I liked everything. She has got good sizes.

I am looking forward to our meeting so much – everything is boiling inside me. I am happy so much.

Ha, “good sizes” — he’s probably going to need to work on his chat a little bit, although he is only 16 so maybe she will cut him some slack. One pitfall is that his mum and sister are proper fuming and think it’s inappropriate. I mean, yeah, it is totally inappropriate, but if they don’t let him go ahead, Ruslan is most likely going to hold it against them for years to come.

Ekaterina Makarova

Porn star Ekaterina said that she had agreed to be the prize months ago and that she believes 16 is a good age to be independent. Her and Ruslan will discuss together where to stay, although she said it would be ideal if they could go somewhere abroad.

Well, all the luck to you Ruslen. If any crazy stuff does go down, he’s going to end up more popular than the Rich Kids of Russia – unless he has a one-minute wonder that is.

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