A diabetic French woman died after she lost consciousness and collapsed during a first date with some dude she met online and the pleb decided that the best course of action would be to bury her in his garden. He didn’t realise that he was in fact burying her alive.
Mina El Houari had been talking to this guy for months over Facebook, and left her home in southeast France to fly out to Morocco and visit him.
She booked herself into a top hotel in Fez, Morocco’s third largest city, and met up with her would-be lover that evening.
The man told police the date was going well until Ms El Houari keeled over and collapsed. He said he panicked about what to do with her body but couldn’t quite explain why he thought burying her in his back garden was a good idea.
This was only discovered after Ms El Houari’s family filed a missing persons report and the Moroccan police raided his home and found muddy trousers and a shovel. He’s now been charged with involuntary manslaughter.
No way this is anything but the worst first date in history, right? It just can’t end any worse than burying your date alive and accidentally murdering her because you thought she was already dead and not just having a diabetic episode. Hey moron, ever heard of checking for a pulse? I guess not.
Important to remember: don’t bury your date unless you’re 100% they’re dead.