If you’re a conventionally unattractive guy and you write an article titled ‘Why I’ll Never Date A Feminist’, one thing you absolutely cannot do is put a photo of your face alongside the article. I mean that’s just internet 101.
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Missouri journalist Dave Hon didn’t really think that one through. Here’s an excerpt from his article:
If you look for a reason to hate men, chances are you’re going to find it.
The truth is, I don’t blame women, (especially in my generation) for hating men. They’ve been told there’s a wage gap (I disagree). That there’s a culture of rape on college campuses (I also disagree). And the patriarchy is keeping them oppressed in almost every facet of their lives (I really, really disagree.)’
People who are more loyal to their gender and not their significant other don’t make good partners. They will always look at you as inherently more fortunate than them. They’ve bought into the “battle of the sexes” mentality.’
And here’s the headshot:
What happened next was inevitable:
Specific Women Do Not Have The Privilege Of Touching My Dong pic.twitter.com/0V0TFeNkEq
— Simon Maloy (@SimonMaloy) September 8, 2016
Dave Hon: Why I will never date a feminist..
Every Single Feminist: That's fine.
Dave: Wait. Don't you want me to explain?
— Tapio (@tap_1_0) September 9, 2016
When you see the author of "why I'll never date a feminist." I think we're good bruh pic.twitter.com/33N31AOOE8
— Ruyoncé🐝🇳🇬 (@RuChiOhu) September 8, 2016
that "never date a feminist" piece is like if i wrote a piece called "never accept backrubs from Channing Tatum"
— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) September 8, 2016
Why does the guy that wrote the Never Date a Feminist article look exactly like Raticate? pic.twitter.com/qNgrTRIbnV
— ..rob fee.. (@robfee) September 8, 2016
This was a hell of a way to find out that Dave Hon and I were never gonna date.
— Maggie 'Hell' Serota (@maggieserota) September 8, 2016
Obviously it’s wrong and immature to get on the guy’s case about his looks when his article is stupid enough to make fun of, but still, come on Dave – you’ve got to be smarter than that.
For the US State Department warning that ugly Americans are more prone to getting robbed when on holiday, click HERE.