Living Doll!
Unfortunately this isn’t ‘Village of the Damned’ – a 15 year old girl is living every day of her life emulating a doll.
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Brap Or Crap: Bodega
Brap or Crap comes home to Birmingham to check out the buzz surrounding Bodega.
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Google Project Glass
A new way to see the world, or a new way to look stupid?
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Top Ten Weird Coca-Cola Flavours
Here’s a list of the most weird Coke flavours of all time.
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Game Of Thrones: Swords, Sex, Stabbings And A Dwarf
The number one fantasy show returns with more naughty stuff that puts The Lord of the Rings to shame. And so it should!
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Dr Dre’s Still A Badass
Dre, Scoop DeVille and Kendric Lamar release a new banger.
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Sam Brick – Shithouse
Worldwide media backlash at Sam Brick – the women who thinks she’s too beautiful to hang onto her mates!
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Facejacker: Talk To Me
More cringe worthy than your nan watching a donkey smut storyline on Emmerdale.
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Posh Lad’s Warning To Experimental Wreckheads
One guy found out the hard way what happens when you dance with the devil before you’ve learned the steps.
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Facebook In The 90’s!
What else you gonna do with your Netscape browser and dial up internet?
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WrestleMania XXVIII: Should We Be Glad It Was Once In A Lifetime?
Well, it’s finally come to an end. A year’s worth of build-up for one of the most hyped events of wrestling history. Did it live up to the hype? What were the best moments? What made us want to tear our eyes out with embarrassment? Let’s find out.
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Good Samaritan Batman
This dude rocks around dressed at Batman in his black lambo with Batman number plates and visits sick children in hospital giving them gifts and stuff.
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Gandalf On A Longboard
Gandalf just being awesome and riding along on a longboard – the cars behind him definitely shall not pass.
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First Ever 1080º Skateboard Spin
A 12 year old has become the first ever person to do a 1080 on a skateboard. Awesome.
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Ten 90’s B Movies That Were Shit & Awesome At The Same Time
They were shit then, they’re even worse now, but a bag of weed and a day off school makes then pretty damn good.
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Tattoo Typos
If you’re evidently a retard, please don’t get a tattoo.
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Strange Collections
Pro hoarders and their strange collections – featuring penises and Pokemon.
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Compliments For Every Premier League Team
Ever feel like your team doesn’t get enough compliments? Worry no more friend. You’re going to want to read this…
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The Flaming Lips Ready Exclusive Album For Record Store Day
THE FLAMING LIPS AND HEADY FWENDS includes vocal and musical assistance from such disparate playmates as Yoko Ono, Nick Cave, Chris Martin of Coldplay, Bon Iver, Ke$ha and many more.
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Weird Alien Object In Siberia
Aliens have thrown a weird object from outer-space and it’s landed in some place in Russia. Whichever alien threw it must be on roids.
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Twins Squeal Triplets – Staring Eddie Murphy
Been hanging on for that Twins sequel?
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HBO vs BBC – Who Wins?
There’s only one way to find out…FIGHT!!
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Top Ten Completely Pointless Websites
Here are 10 websites that are completely pointless and waste of fvcking time.
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Tour The Amazon From Your Computer With Google Maps
Google Maps has just become more awesome. You can now explore the Amazon using Street View, instead of somewhere shitty like Romania.
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ITV’s Titanic: It Sinks!
Downton Abbey at sea but it’s on an ‘unsinkable’ ship called the Titanic which sinks. Irony.
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Hip Hop Playlist #2
Sick Chirpse’s very own Tim Westwood, Herbalsoda, takes you through his current top picks in the UK Hip Hop scene.
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Murder, Bondage and Dildos: Barbie is Sick
Barbie is sick and wants your head in her fridge.
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Footballers’ Part Time Jobs
Rooney banging grannies, martin keown selling tea bags and Bacary Sagna selling fake Gucci handbags…the part-time jobs of the full-time douche bags.
