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We've been fooled for so long.
The hardman of Walford's gone soft.
Why hasn't this happened sooner?
The award for most pathetic person of the year goes to...
Of course it is.
As if Easter wasn't good enough already.
There is a God.
Sounding as good as they did in 2000.
Of course he does.
Definitely an important event in world history.
The contract clauses are ridiculous.
It's the ultimate free pass.
Nerves of steel.
What did they expect?
Bieber steps up the level of dickheadery another notch.
I goddamn knew it.
Up for it.
Probably worth it though.
How the hell could anyone have guessed this?
Probably a good idea.
Awful. Just awful.
'Fancy a pint Bacon Double Cheeseburger?'
It's ten times the size of the Earth and orbits the sun once every 20,000 years.
Netflix and chill - with all the options.