If you were trying to come up with the most masculine name possible for your child, you might land on something like Thor or Brock or Omega or something comical like that.
One Facebook mum went completely on the nose with it though, having decided to name her newborn ‘Alpha Mael Armstrong’. Thankfully, there was no twin brother born 6 minutes later who they could’ve named ‘Beta Cuck’…
‘Conveys a lot’ indeed – mostly about the parents tbh. I mean, with a name like that, this kid has no choice but to be the strongest, henchest, manliest, most alpha person who ever existed. If he’s anything other than the toughest kid in school then he’s going to get bullied into oblivion – guaranteed. He’ll probably get bullied either way with a name like Alpha Mael Armstrong.
Naturally, the mum is getting roasted on Facebook, with comments like:
“The kid will be bullied so viciously that I’m surprised they’d ever strap that on their child.”
“Oh God. I’d seriously PAY my child hundreds to name their kids anything BUT that.”
“This makes me want to scream wtf.”
Who knows, though? Maybe mum and dad have done Alpha Mael Armstrong a solid by giving him such a ridiculous name. Basically writing his destiny as the most alpha lad on the planet. Now all he has to do is live up to it. Good luck, kid!
Definitely an Andrew Tate simp in the making…
