Off the hook.
"Swipe right if you have a hot tub and want two girls in it."
This man is a danger to us all.
“Looking for brothers, my friend and I want our babies to be related.”
Some much needed perspective.
Doing her bit for the world.
This is seriously messed up.
A+ trolling from our friends in The Netherlands.
How ‘bout dat.
Good one mate.
“If you’ve got wine and onion rings I will shag you.”
He’s looking dapper AF these days.
“£10 and I will FaceTime your friends and tell them we had great sex.”
This just gets stupider and stupider really doesn't it?
He's going to have to try harder than that.
Those are some seriously good genes.
Sort him out.
Good news for people attempting Veganuary.
There's so much going on in one shot.
“I’m doing a tally of penis sizes, wanna weigh in?”
Imagine matching this girl on Tinder, and then this happens.
2017 just got better.
It's only going to get worse.
This is a couple that's going to make it.
“They don’t call me ‘twerkmoney’ for nothing.”
One for the music geeks.