Did you make the cut?
"If you have a problem with my prison boyfriend, you can kick rocks."
A step too far.
"A vegan ready for some meat."
"I'm not crazy."
"If I don't like you back, you'll know why."
"If you like a little crazy, I'm definitely your girl."
"I'm not a ladyboy, please stop asking me that."
"I'm up for anything."
"This could be you..."
"If you like girls who look like they haven't slept in 4 days hmu."
Genius marketing or advertising cock-up?
"Looking for someone to do dad things with".
"Just looking for a soul to devour."
"Yes, I make movies."
He shoots, he scores.
"I'm willing to give up my kid for a man who knows how to treat a lady."
"Come meet me at your nearest Burger King."
"I enjoy wine and gutter humour."
"I will die before I give up apple sauce."
"Some girls play hard to get. I play hard to want".
"Send me doughnuts and see what happens."
"I'm hoping this picture will make up for the lack of witty bio..."
Some things are better left unsaid.
Rock ‘n’ roll.
"Please be patient, I get a lot of messages."
"I only use Tinder as a confidence boost."