Now THIS is how you get a selfie with Vladimir Putin.
Maybe give it to Kim Jong-un instead? He has cured cancer, AIDS and Ebola this year after all.
Classic Putin move.
Could WWIII be fought over... football?
Of course he did.
The only thing that came out of the twentieth century that was worse than Limp Bizkit was the nuke. Here's why.
Putin has pretty much managed to maintain his power base in Russia by lying his ass off.
There's no refuting this evidence, is there?
He might have a point.
What on Earth is this thing?
If he's advertising a press conference like this, then just what the hell is he going to say in it?
Putin still doing Putin things.
Power move to the max.
Russia might be huge and rich but some of its laws are utterly backwards.
Are these puppies real or fake?
Will America accept a gay black man as President?
OK, I'm sure everyone in the world thinks this anyway but it's still pretty out there for a member of the royal...
Here's a few more quotes worthy of memorizing for those embarrassingly regular conversations where I'm out of my depth.
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The PM made a compilation for all his world leader besties and, surprise surprise, it sucks harder than a nuclear-powered Dyson.
Vladimir Putin is the hardest president around - check him out riding a mini submarine deep into the ocean.