He claims his parents should support him for life as a 'vulnerable' adult child.
Why can't this happen to me?
He is unemployed and living off his dad's royalties.
This just gets weirder and weirder.
I wonder why.
So much money that he's got no need for human decency.
Channel 5's new owners are refusing to re-negotiate the contract with Neighbours.
Cover your drinks.
Did this guy just write a better song than Eminem?
Homelessness is going next level in 2016.
Can't argue with that logic.
Your crap will literally turn to gold.
Feminists probably shouldn't read this article as it pretty much sums up everything they're fighting against.
Daniel 'Hotcock' Cooper isn't allowed out on weekends anymore after having sex with a Land Rover Discovery.
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