Florida Man Gets Arrested For Pulling Out Eyeball And Using It As Weapon
Classic Florida.
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Anonymous Claim They’re About To Release A Video Of Bill Clinton Raping A 13 Year Old
The presidential race turns super dark.
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There’s Already An Outrageous Compilation Of FIFA 17 Glitches
Mainly stuff like Zlatan eating the goalkeeper’s ass.
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Joey Barton Tells An Absolutely Ridiculous Story About Sam Allardyce in His New Autobiography
This can’t actually be true, can it?
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A Woman Woke Up To Find A Burglar Licking Her Butt In The Dark
You’re always going to get caught if you do that dude.
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The Crystal Maze Is Set To Return And David Tennent Is Going To Present It
David Tennent will no doubt fit the ‘weirdo presenter’ role perfectly.
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Top Italian Chef Says Vegans Are ‘Like Jehovah’s Witnesses And Should All Be Killed’
Holding absolutely nothing back here.
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Jenny McCarthy’s Radio Interview With Tara Reid Was An Absolute Trainwreck (AUDIO)
‘Good luck in Sharknado 18.’
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Homeless Rapper Freestyles For Rick Ross In The Street; Gets Signed To His Label
Feel good story of the day.
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Turkish Imam Suspended After Bits Of Cucumber Found In His Rectum
I want to know what they were doing even looking in his rectum in the first place.
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Muhammad Ali’s Daughter Hana Ali Shares Incredible Story About Her Father’s Last Moments
More proof he was a true champion.
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Floyd Mayweather Has Apparently Offered Conor McGregor $50 Million To Fight Him On NYE
PPV to see McGregor get battered?
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7-Year-Old Kid Given Lifetime NRA Membership After Suspension For Carrying Pop Tart Gun
This is like an episode of Brass Eye or something.
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Kanye West Firmly Denies Amber Rose’s Butt Fingering Allegations
Glad he’s cleared that one up.
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Sick Chirpse Reader Confessions #33
Admit what you did.
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Taylor Swift Just Shut Down Calvin Harris Breakup Rumours By Favouriting This Tweet
A new twist in Happy Ending Gate.
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Sick Chirpse Reader Confessions #32
Admit what you did.
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The Internet Has Unleashed Its Fury On Meek Mill For Dissing Drake
A selection of memes have appeared where Mills accuses everything that isn’t fake of being 100% fake.
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Slipknot’s Corey Taylor Just Completely Shut Down Kanye West On YouTube (VIDEO)
Somebody had to do it, and Corey Taylor stepped up to the plate and smashed it out of the ball park.
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Sick Chirpse Reader Confessions #15
Admit what you did.
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Sick Chirpse Reader Confessions #8
Admit what you did.
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Apparently Paris Hilton’s Enormous Breasts Aren’t Fake
You won’t believe what she’s claiming is responsible for them.
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Aziz Ansari Blames Rupert Murdoch For Everything White People Have Ever Done
The popularity of the Big Bang Theory, having Christmas ruined and the Holocaust were all definitely #RupertsFault
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Science Proves That The 5 Second Rule Is Completely True
We’re all familiar with the 5 second rule: if a piece of food falls on the floor and you retrieve it within 5 seconds, it’s 100% safe to eat. Turns out it’s completely true, according to recent scientific research.
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Reddit User Coolsexguy420boner Claims He Dated And Dumped Kate Upton
Nobody has ever won he Internet the way Coolsexguy420boner just did. He played this post to absolute perfection.
