Photos Of Swedish Night Club Vs British Night Club
The reality is even worse than you can imagine.
SWEDEN
Swedish Twin Sisters Aim To Be ‘Identical, Artificial Dolls’
They have the same diet, workout routine, fake boobs and huge lips.
Here’s A Map Of European Countries With Their Literal Chinese Names
This makes absolutely no sense at all.
PHOTOS: Old Telephone Systems Were Completely Bonkers
The early days of the telephone look like they were really, really stupid.
The Most Outrageous Court Room Technicality Leads To Swedish Pervert Walking Free
This has to be one of the dumbest decisions ever made in a court room.
Watch Russia V Czech Republic In An Insanely Brutal 5 V 5 MMA Fight
We featured one of these fights before but I didn’t realise there was a whole series of them.
VIDEO: The Most Mental Reaction To Being Sent Off In A Football Match Ever
Don’t think anyone has ever reacted this badly to a red card ever.
VIDEO: Weirdest Yellow Card Ever
In the Swedish second division on Monday, a player was booked for catching the ball in his shirt as it bounced on the ground. What?
VIDEO: Poland Vs Sweden In Mental 5 Vs 5 MMA Fight
This is pretty barbaric, but also pretty entertaining if you’re into your MMA/combat sport. Watch 5 of Sweden’s finest take on 5 of Poland’s toughest.
VIDEO: Cristiano Ronaldo Tells Swedish Journalist To F*ck Off
Cristiano Ronaldo didn’t mince his words when the Swedish media tried to interview him on Tuesday night.
Swedish Radio Station Trolls Portugal Football Team With Early Morning Karaoke
What’s the best way to gain an advantage in an important football match? Set up a karaoke singer outside your opponents’ hotel at 7:15am.
More Incredible Colourised Historical Photographs
A couple of months ago we ran an article about a bunch of old black and white photographs being colourised and people really seemed to enjoy it, so here are a bunch more for you to fight that Sunday hangover with. Abandoned boy holding a stuffed toy animal. London 1945 View from Capitol in Nashville, …
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Brazilian Footballer Beheaded – Head Left On Family’s Doorstep
In a seemingly unmotivated attack, a Brazilian footballer has been decapitated and his head left at his family’s door. His body is yet to be found.
French Model Really Wants Zlatan Ibrahimovic To Win FIFA’s Ballon d’Or (NSFW)
French model Virginie Caprice has kicked off a campaign for Zlatan Ibrahimovic to win FIFA’s 2013-14 Ballon d’Or. Check out the snaps she’s released in support and tell us – do you agree with her pick?
Zlatan Ibrahimovic – Top Ten Taekwondo Goals
A taekwondo goal is one where you do an outrageous flick or something equivalent to get it into the back of the net. Turns out Zlatan Ibrahimovic has scored more than most.
Swedish Police Control Escalator Speed To Stop Rioting Football Fans
Over in Sweden, police have come up with a novel way to control football violence on derby day.
Swedish Sprinter Gets Serious Cramps During Run (Video)
Fredrik Uhrbom was competing in the men’s 10,000 metre race when suddenly he was struck down with the mother of all cramps.
Pacu Fish: The Fish That Will Eat Your Testicles
When you think of a scary ass fish that strikes fear in the hearts of the bravest men, most of you will chase that synaptic memory trail back to the infamous piranha. Whilst piranhas are undoubtedly pretty brutal skin shredders, they have an equally terrifying and less well-known cousin — the pacu. What makes the …
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How To Dance At A Rave
Learn how to dance at a rave, with Leroy, a man from Sweden who is off his head.
Man Caught On CCTV Having Sex With A Bike (Kinda NSFW)
I don’t think I’d even know how you would describe a man having sex with a bike, so it’s a good thing this guy got caught so we can see it.
In Sweden There Is Only One Liquor Store Called The Systembolaget And It Is Run By The Government – Good Or Bad Thing?
If you want to get pissed in Sweden your only option is buying it off the state run alcohol outlets; they have a monopoly on all of the alcohol legally sold in their own liquor stores called the Systembolagets. Here’s why we at SICK CHIRPSE think this is a wicked idea.
1908 – Britain Owns The World In London Olympics
1908 was the first time London hosted the Olympics, and we smashed everyone to bits with our mad skillz. Kind of….
Sick Chirpse Euro 2012 Predictions – June 19th
England V Ukraine – winner takes all. Who’s going home?
SNOW SURVIVOR
Swedish survivor is found alive after two months of being inside his car which was buried by snow. Hibernated and drank melted snow.
