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Man Offers His Jaguar Car In Exchange For Return Of 20-Foot Elephant Slide

A pensioner has offered to give up his Jaguar to get his beloved 20-foot long elephant slide back after the council confiscated it from his home. Trevor Robinson, 71, had the 8ft tall slide delivered after spotting sub-contractors preparing to remove it from a nearby leisure park in Gillingham, Kent, two months ago. Trevor’s initial […]

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Man With ‘Stainless Steel Fetish’ Confronted By Angry Parents As He Humps Slide In Playground

VIDEOS / MF Jones

We would never kink-shame anyone here on Sick Chirpse, but when your kink involves molesting stainless steel slides at children’s playgrounds then there’s probably some cause for concern, and it appears this group of parents thought so too. Here’s what happened when a man with a stainless steel fetish was confronted at a playground in

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Police Officer Gets Absolutely WRECKED Trying To Go Down Children’s Slide (VIDEO)

VIDEOS / MF Jones

Oh my days.

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Ex-Miss Croatia Ivana Knoll Says Several World Cup Players Have Slid Into Her DMs

NEWS / MF Jones

Obviously.

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Watch This Restaurant Owner Tackle A Thief Who Beat Up An Old Man And Stole His Wallet

VIDEOS / timw_brap

Legendary.

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Junior Andre Releases Teaser Clip Of Debut Single As He Follows In Dad Peter Andre’s Footsteps

MUSIC / MF Jones

The son of Peter Andre and Katie Price is set to release his debut single.

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Risked His Life For It: When Trying To Impress A Woman Goes Wrong

VIDEOS / MF Jones

That did not go to plan.

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Man Steals Four Hundred Pound Slide From Playground And Mounts It On Bunkbed

NEWS / timw_brap

What a hero.

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Killer Whales Are Attacking Great White Sharks And Ripping Out Their Livers

NEWS / timw_brap

Savage.

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Lad Catches A BRUTAL Knee To The Face From His Buddy Coming Down The Water Slide

VIDEOS / MF Jones

You can physically feel this knee through your screen.

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This Guy Put Up A Powerpoint Presentation As His Tinder Profile

NEWS / timw_brap

It went viral.

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Man Who Sued After Accident Left Him ‘Scared Of Heights’ Caught Going Down Europe’s Tallest Waterslide

NEWS / MF Jones

What an idiot.

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A Guy Slid Into A Random Girl’s DMs With A Dead Grandad Story To Try And Get A Date

NEWS / timw_brap

Worst pick up line of all time.

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This Airport Has A Slide That Takes You Right To Your Gate

NEWS / timw_brap

Wicked.

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This Guy’s Story About His Dog And A 34 Year Old Family Secret Is Just Great

NEWS / timw_brap

Heartwarming stuff.

This Guy’s Story About His Dog And A 34 Year Old Family Secret Is Just Great Read More »

Shaq Instantly Regrets Sliding Into Fan’s DMs After She Posts It Online

NEWS / timw_brap

You gotta be careful man.

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‘The Killing Of A Sacred Deer’ Is Being Tipped As The Best Horror Movie Of The Year

MOVIES / timw_brap

Prepare to be terrified.

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This Guy Got Sentenced To Life In Prison For The Weirdest Reasons Ever

NEWS / timw_brap

Yes reasons, not reason.

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The Trailer To The Remake Of Stephen King’s IT Is Making People Run Out Of The Theatre Screaming

MOVIES / timw_brap

Pennywise is back and scarier than ever before.

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Neo Nazi Richard Spencer Just Got Punched In The Face AGAIN

NEWS / timw_brap

Pow, right in the kisser.

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Here’s How NOT To Slide Down The Escalator On The London Underground (VIDEO)

VIDEOS / MF Jones

Is he dead?

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UPS Accidentally Delivered An Assault Rifle Instead Of A Children’s Christmas Gift

NEWS / timw_brap

Smooth move.

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The Boy Who Died On The World’s Tallest Water Slide Was Decapitated

NEWS / timw_brap

Jesus.

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If You’re Scared Of Heights This Slide Will Make You Shit Your Pants

VIDEOS / timw_brap

No thanks.

If You’re Scared Of Heights This Slide Will Make You Shit Your Pants Read More »

Watch This Dude Try And Slide Down The Middle Of An Escalator And Get Annihilated

VIDEOS / timw_brap

Never going to work out.

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How To Drink Your Morning Coffee Like An Absolute Gangster

VIDEOS / timw_brap

As demonstrated by the biggest gangster in Norway.

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A Man Who Is Sexually Attracted To Slides Has Been Banned From All Playgrounds

NEWS / timw_brap

If you’re gonna have sex with a slide you might as well buy your own one right?

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This ‘Black Hole’ Water Slide In Germany Will Make You Feel Like You’re Tripping Total Balls

VIDEOS / MF Jones

Best. Slide. Ever.

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Watch This London Cyclist Miraculously Land On His Feet After Being Hit Head On By A Car

VIDEOS / timw_brap

What this London cyclist shouts before he lands is absolutely priceless.

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Ronaldo Takes Out Bale At Real Madrid Training, Bale Nutmegs Him

FOOTBALL, VIDEOS / timw_brap

How were the world’s most expensive player and the world’s former most expensive player going to get on in their first training session? Not that well it would seem.

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