Listen, I’m not one of these ACAB types who likes to sh*t on the police. I actually reckon most police officers are just regular people trying to do a good job, even in America.

But just like their job requires them to chase and arrest bad guys, my job requires me to post funny videos on the internet, and this clip of a policeman completely obliterating himself on the new children’s slide at Boston’s City Hall definitely falls under that category:

Boston, MA – A Boston Police officer sustained a head injury after a mishap at a playground on Congress St downtown. Boston EMS treated the officer. pic.twitter.com/tVjsK2N252

— Live Boston (@LiveBoston617) August 1, 2023

Jesus! Imagine the body cam footage? Who even knew it was possible to be so bad at going down a slide? I mean just look the state of the poor guy – he came down that slide like an actual corpse:

Not a great look for the boys in blue. Although he did refrain from emptying an entire clip into the slide afterwards, so you’ve got to give him credit for that at least. Get well soon.

To watch a police officer in Hull punch a 6ft 5 16-year-old and end up wishing he hadn’t, click HERE.