What the actual f-ck?
His attacker wanted him to 'feel what all those children felt.'
A paedo working in an ice cream van - what could possibly go wrong?
There he is.
Come on now.
Well and truly busted.
I think I've seen this one before.
He is unemployed and living off his dad's royalties.
A sorry end to a sorry saga.
Honour among thieves.
The 35 year old is facing 8 years in prison.
Turns out you're not allowed to do this.
His life just gets worse and worse.
Karma at its finest.
Erm... top marks for honesty I guess?
Timothy Poole is a registered sexual predator who in 2001 was arrested for sexually battery of two 12-year-old boys.
Were you looking to get any sleep tonight? Cool, us neither.