You sure about that mate?
We might as well just end our lives now.
I’ll cheers to that.
The results are startling – and almost instant.
There is hope.
This could be our future home.
Good news all round.
Nice one bruv.
Scientists haven't got a clue what to make of this thing.
A fascinating, if morbid discovery.
Time to crack open the bubbly.
FINALLY - the pill we've all been waiting for.
This is something I've never really considered but it's completely and utterly weird.
This is unbelievable.
It's still not safe to go into the water.
It's called Kepler-452b and is 1400 light years away.
The solution to all your problems.
How do you measure up?
Turns out a diet of beer and doughnuts does stimulate your brain after all.
Just what the hell is this?!
If only Einstein were around to see this.
Say goodbye to your scuba gear.
That's a big fucking shrimp.
This could be the most exciting invention of all time.
Say what? Well yeah, apparently it might actually be on its way sooner than you think.