This couldn't have gone any better.
This story gets crazier every week.
Impressive, until you find out how he was caught.
Sign me up.
His ruse fell apart when a victim saw him eating pork, which is prohibited in Islam.
Apparently it's impossible to win.
Be very careful.
It was going to revolutionise the delivery of vegetables via Blockchain technology.
She’s definitely moved on.
The truth comes out.
Who knew pandas could bark?
The great Lotto robbery.
If a club won't let you in because you're wearing a pair of Adidas, it's going to be shit anyway.
Disclaimer: If you do this, you are breaking the law.
Believe it or not, 'professional shoplifter' is not a real profession.
That takes a serious amount of balls.
One network in particular seems to be affected.
That album has brought nothing but trouble.
It gets worse.
You have to be completely mental to even try this.
He was working as a dog walker at the time.
Karmaâ€™s a bitch.
Even more messed up than Steven Avery's case.
Here's how you ruin Christmas forever.
A modern day miracle if there ever was one. Praise be the lord. Take my money now.