Florida Man Gets Arrested For Pulling Out Eyeball And Using It As Weapon
Classic Florida.
He might even be a goner by Christmas.
It’s a tear-jerker.
The first rule of baby fight club is don’t get caught.
“She’s going to be my future wife, we’ll be laughing forever.”
How do these OAPs keep getting off?
Located in the middle of a forest that’s bigger than Germany.
This is getting watched the shit out of.
That’s not my good side.
Shit’s about to get ugly.
Turns out jail’s pretty sweet if you’re rich and powerful.
Who’s the real victim here?
And who says romance is dead?
Netflix and Chill (in prison).
It was always going to happen.
‘I will have to wank over you.’
Can ya smell what it is yet?
This family is so fucked up.
The truth is about to drop.
And you thought you were having a bad day.
Whoever she kidnapped is one lucky bastard.