The monstrous Kane from WWE has started a new insurance company called The Jacobs Agency. He’s selling all types of insurance but the burning question is – would you trust him?
Kane From WWE Is Now Selling Life Insurance Read More »
Ukraine’s troubles are only deepening as Russia pretty much takes over Crimea. Here’s a snap shot of what’s been going on past and present.
New Zealand prime minister John Key has had to make an official announcement in reference to his heritage.
New Zealand Prime Minister Disputes Claim That He Is A Shapeshifting Reptilian Alien Read More »
Protests boiled over in Venezuela two nights ago as the government employed mercenaries from Cuba to ride around on motorbikes shooting everyone.
PHOTOS/VIDEOS: Venezuela Just Turned Into A Warzone (NSFW) Read More »
Scotland is soon to vote on whether to escape the evil clutches of the UK. Here’s the main deets so you can decide whether you care about it or not…
The Only 10 Step Guide To Scottish Independence You’ll Ever Need Read More »
Ooh, nothing like a bit of political burn! Especially when there’s better things to be doing.
David Cameron & The Conservative Party Facebook ‘Look Back’ Video Courtesy Of Labour Read More »
Rob Ford has a pretty unique life so it makes sense that his Facebook LookBack would be a lot better than the crappy one you posted on your wall today.
VIDEO: Toronto’s Crackhead Mayor Rob Ford Gets A Facebook LookBack Read More »
How do you intimidate and piss off your critics? Pay some kids to tie a 200 pound wooden dick to her BMW, duh.
Putin Critic Finds 200 Pound Wooden Dick On Her BMW Read More »
Pangea was the supercontinent that existed 300 million years ago. Here’s what a political map of the world would look like if it hadn’t broken up.
Pangea Modern Geopolitical Borders Read More »
A recent Iranian news article claimed the US Government is run by Nazis from outer space. But is that really so hard to believe?
NP leader and consistent bellend, Nick Griffin, has been declared bankrupt at Welshpool and Newtown County Court.
BNP Leader Nick Griffin Declared Bankrupt Read More »
The president of Ukraine, Viktor Yanukovych, has blamed the unsteady political climate and resulting riots currently being experienced in the country on John Terry.
President Of Ukraine Blames John Terry For Political Unrest Read More »
Mirror, mirror on the wall – who’s the shadiest of them all?
The World’s Least/Most Corrupt Countries 2013 Read More »
In a remarkably quick time, someone has set up a fake Twitter account for the fake Nelson Mandela signer that reflects what he was saying during the service i.e. complete nonsense.
Nelson Mandela’s Memorial Signer Has A Twitter Account Read More »
A Hawaiian lawmaker has been smashing up homeless peoples’ shopping carts to curb the homelessness problem.
Lawmaker Says Violence Is The Answer To Homeless Problem, Demonstrates Read More »
This man pretended to be black in order to win his local elections – and it worked.
Old White Man Wins Texas Election By Pretending To Be Black Read More »
Following his almost legendary Newsnight interview last week, a Tory politician has come out and called Russell Brand a twat live on air. Find out what he said here.
Tory MP Calls Russell Brand A Twat Following Newsnight Interview Read More »
President of the Dominican Republic, Danilo Medina, wins the award for Biggest Wasteman of the West Indies. Bit harsh perhaps, but not as deep as the ruling he’s just passed.
Dominican Republic President Crowned Wasteman Of The West Indies Read More »
G4S are supporting torture, murdering prisoners and running a botched operation, and guess who’s paying their wages? US.
The Shocking Truth Behind G4S: Racism, Deaths And Torture Read More »
Street artist Banksy has released this video depicting armed rebels shooting Dumbo the elephant out of the sky. What could it mean?
Banksy Video Shows Rebels Gunning For Dumbo Read More »
UKIP politician and MEP Godfrey Bloom has put his foot right in it.
UKIP Politician Godfrey Bloom Calls Female Activists ‘Sluts’, Hits Reporter Read More »
A Minneapolis mayoral candidate has released a refreshingly honest campaign video.
Minneapolis Mayoral Candidate Jeff Wagner’s Refreshing Campaign Video Read More »
The idiot can’t even get the constituency right.
Oh Christ, Jeremy Clarkson Wants To Get Into Politics Read More »
Data released this week shows that computers within the houses of parliament made 300,000 attempts to access adult content.
New Data Reveals 300,000 Attempts To Access Adult Content In Parliament Read More »
The dos and don’ts of the dick selfie, based on the colourful life of Anthony Weiner’s trousersnake.
The Arkansas House of Representatives to review a bill to outlaw ‘non-traditional’ tattoos and body modification.
Arkansas To Ban ‘Non-Traditional’ Body Art Read More »
This New Zealand man found a flock of sheep to be the perfect crowd for his impromptu protest/ politician’s speech.
Herd Of Sheep Make Themselves Heard At Protest Read More »
Robert Mugabe starts his 7th term in office by insulting Nelson Mandela, homosexuals and white people. Par for the course then.
Mugabe Wins Election – Again Read More »
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