Putin Critic Finds 200 Pound Wooden Dick On Her BMW
How do you intimidate and piss off your critics? Pay some kids to tie a 200 pound wooden dick to her BMW, duh.
Politics
Pangea Modern Geopolitical Borders
Pangea was the supercontinent that existed 300 million years ago. Here’s what a political map of the world would look like if it hadn’t broken up.
Iranian News Agency Claims America’s Governed By Nazi Aliens, But Don’t Be So Quick To Say That’s Crazy
A recent Iranian news article claimed the US Government is run by Nazis from outer space. But is that really so hard to believe?
BNP Leader Nick Griffin Declared Bankrupt
NP leader and consistent bellend, Nick Griffin, has been declared bankrupt at Welshpool and Newtown County Court.
President Of Ukraine Blames John Terry For Political Unrest
The president of Ukraine, Viktor Yanukovych, has blamed the unsteady political climate and resulting riots currently being experienced in the country on John Terry.
The World’s Least/Most Corrupt Countries 2013
Mirror, mirror on the wall – who’s the shadiest of them all?
Lawmaker Says Violence Is The Answer To Homeless Problem, Demonstrates
A Hawaiian lawmaker has been smashing up homeless peoples’ shopping carts to curb the homelessness problem.
Old White Man Wins Texas Election By Pretending To Be Black
This man pretended to be black in order to win his local elections – and it worked.
Tory MP Calls Russell Brand A Twat Following Newsnight Interview
Following his almost legendary Newsnight interview last week, a Tory politician has come out and called Russell Brand a twat live on air. Find out what he said here.
Dominican Republic President Crowned Wasteman Of The West Indies
President of the Dominican Republic, Danilo Medina, wins the award for Biggest Wasteman of the West Indies. Bit harsh perhaps, but not as deep as the ruling he’s just passed.
Banksy Video Shows Rebels Gunning For Dumbo
Street artist Banksy has released this video depicting armed rebels shooting Dumbo the elephant out of the sky. What could it mean?
UKIP Politician Godfrey Bloom Calls Female Activists ‘Sluts’, Hits Reporter
UKIP politician and MEP Godfrey Bloom has put his foot right in it.
Minneapolis Mayoral Candidate Jeff Wagner’s Refreshing Campaign Video
A Minneapolis mayoral candidate has released a refreshingly honest campaign video.
Oh Christ, Jeremy Clarkson Wants To Get Into Politics
The idiot can’t even get the constituency right.
New Data Reveals 300,000 Attempts To Access Adult Content In Parliament
Data released this week shows that computers within the houses of parliament made 300,000 attempts to access adult content.
Arkansas To Ban ‘Non-Traditional’ Body Art
The Arkansas House of Representatives to review a bill to outlaw ‘non-traditional’ tattoos and body modification.
Herd Of Sheep Make Themselves Heard At Protest
This New Zealand man found a flock of sheep to be the perfect crowd for his impromptu protest/ politician’s speech.
Mugabe Wins Election – Again
Robert Mugabe starts his 7th term in office by insulting Nelson Mandela, homosexuals and white people. Par for the course then.
Conspiracy Theorist Alex Jones Disrupts BBC Sunday Politics Show, Gets Called An ‘Idiot’
Alex Jones was ranting like a maniac on the BBC’s Sunday Politics Show today, so Andrew Neil had to shut him down.
The Toronto Mayor Is (Possibly) A Crackhead And There Is Possibly A Video Of Him Smoking Crack
A video of Toronto mayor Rob Ford is being touted on the streets and $160K has already been raised to fund its release
Why We Should All Be Worried About UKIP
We examine just why the UK Independence Party’s recent victories are very, very bad news for the country.
Star Wars Weddings: A New Hope For Marriage
Weddings are long and boring and they talk to much about God. Now however, the Scottish government might let us dress up like Storm Troopers and play with lightsabers when we get married.
Canadian Politicians Discuss Zombie Invasion
Canadians have close to no problems; so much so that in the Houses Of Parliament they discuss the possibility of a ZOMBIE INVASION. They have ticked every thing off their list and all that’s left is zombies.
