What a way to go out.
She's even banging an astronaut who rang her from space.
Oo-er.
Her plan was so evil that she got a life sentence this week.
10 years later - they're in love.
Didn't feel that coming in the air tonight.
It's a bit in your face.
What's the point of monogamy?
Oh shit.
Train wreck.
Good riddance.
The Vampire Diaries in real life.
Be careful.
Awkward.
Dream job alert.
Unprecedented levels of torture.
It's in your genes.
For the bored couple that just can't face making love any more.
Dignified.
"I will marry the man that treats me like this piece of meat in bed."
Sounds reasonable.
The future is now.
Poor guy.
Omar Mateen was terrified that he'd been infected with HIV by one of his Latino lovers.
It involves a cucumber, a steak, a dog and a cigarette.
Oh Florida.
Business Of The Year contender.
Suddenly your sex life doesn't seem so crazy does it?
As sneaky as it gets.
Whole new meaning to 'giving head'.