Tough times for Barcelona.
The eternal debate.
No chance mate.
God has spoken.
Brutal assessment of his performance in the sack.
He claimed he knew nothing about his financial affairs and was 'playing football'.
Is there a keeper in the world who could have saved this?
I just did a Messi in my pants.
The eternal debate.
What an absolute machine this guy is.
Is the best player in the world on his way to Chelsea?
Is there anything this guy can't do with a ball?
This guy could probably dodge a bullet.
Another one for the collection.
What are the chances?
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