All posts tagged "Lionel Messi"

Miss BumBum Plans To Outbid Playboy Model For Messi Tissue By Offering £500,000

We have ourselves a bidding war.

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Playboy Model Bids £438k On Tissue Messi Used In Farewell Conference To ‘Pose Naked With It’

Well of course.

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Lionel Messi Passes Ronaldo For The Most-Liked Instagram Post Ever From An Athlete

Ronaldo won't be happy about this one.

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Miss BumBum Obsessed With Lionel Messi Has Vowed To Never Wear A Barcelona Shirt Ever Again

Tough times for Barcelona.

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The Pope Says Lionel Messi Is Not God And People Should Stop Calling Him God

Someone's jealous.

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Man Divorces Woman Because She Thinks Cristiano Ronaldo Is Better Than Messi

The eternal debate.

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ISIS Target Lionel Messi In Latest Terror Drive

Brutal.

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Fan Jumps From Stands To Meet Lionel Messi; Gets Immediately Speared By Security Guard

No chance mate.

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NOT THE NEWS

Pope Francis Has Finally Put An End To The Messi vs. Ronaldo Debate

God has spoken.

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Supermodel Xoana Gonzalez Has Revealed How Bad Lionel Messi Was When They Had Sex

Brutal assessment of his performance in the sack.

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Lionel Messi Handed 21 Month Jail Sentence For Tax Evasion

He claimed he knew nothing about his financial affairs and was 'playing football'.

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Lionel Messi Buried Possibly the Best Free Kick Ever Last Night

Is there a keeper in the world who could have saved this?

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NOT THE NEWS

Lionel Messi Blocks Miss BumBum On Instagram Because She Keeps Sending Him Ass Shots

I just did a Messi in my pants.

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Man Stabs His Friend To Death Over Heated Lionel Messi V Cristiano Ronaldo Argument

The eternal debate.

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Lionel Messi Is So Sick He Made Two Defenders Run Into Each Other And Injure Themselves

What an absolute machine this guy is.

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Lionel Messi Follows Chelsea On Instagram The Day He Doesn’t Turn Up For Barcelona Training

Is the best player in the world on his way to Chelsea?

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Lionel Messi Went On Japanese TV And Blew Everyone’s Minds With His Insane Ball Control Skills

Is there anything this guy can't do with a ball?

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Guillermo Rigondeaux Ortiz Has The Best Dodging Skills Boxing Has Ever Seen

This guy could probably dodge a bullet.

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Zlatan Ibrahimovic Scores Another Unbelievable Goal In PSG Training

Another one for the collection.

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Fan Gets In The Same Elevator As Entire Argentinian Squad

What are the chances?

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Lionel Messi Trolled Pepe During El Classico

If you watched El Classico you might have noticed Pepe and Lionel Messi having a conversation with their hands over their mouths....

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VIDEO: All Of Lionel Messi’s 371 Goals For Barcelona

Messi became Barcelona's all time undisputed record goalscorer on Sunday night. Here are all his goals ever.

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First Robot To Solve Rubik’s Cube In Under One Second

You might think that such a headline is completely impossible, but check out this video and I promise you'll be proved wrong.

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The Best FIFA ’13 Glitches/Fails

Players giving each other blow jobs, gigantic mascots squashing players, ridiculous deflections and a Cristiano Ronaldo Lionel Messi fist fight - it's...

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New Patrik Jakubik Skills Video

Patrik Jakubik is the 9 year old kid who is completely sick at football who we feature regularly on Sick Chirpse. Here's...

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Amateur Footballer Schools The World’s Best Players

if you're a nobody from Northwestern University, how do you upstage Lionel Messi and Thierry Henry in a charity match? By scoring...

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CHIRPSES

We Interviewed Patrik Jakubik – The Sickest 9 Year Old Footballer In History – About His Skills And Hopes For The Future

After featuring his awesome skills videos a couple of times recently, we decided to catch up with 9 year old Patrik Jakubik...

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Lionel Messi Vs Robot Keeper

A team of Japanese boffins built a robot goalkeeper to take on Barcelona's Lionel Messi.

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All Of Lionel Messi’s Record 86 Goals In One Year In One Video

You probably heard that Lionel Messi broke the record for the most number of goals In one calendar year on Sunday. You...

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