The description of him trashing the house is terrifying.
Still can't get laid.
You never know when you might need them.
Whatever turns you on.
People always wanna get more tips on how they can be better at dating, but I don’t think this extends to being...
Totally owning it.
Ask yourself what you have achieved in the past six months.
Quantity over quality.
It’s a match.
A diet we can all get behind.
Gotta learn how to work those new features before sexting.
Tinder really is changing the world.
It's that easy apparently.
Forks at the ready.
"Hey babe. Wanna go dogging?"
Wouldn't that chafe a bit?
Guess where he's working too.
Is shagging gingers racist?
Merry Christmas everybody.
That's one way to make an entrance.
It still isn't working though.