Guy Tripping On LSD Tries To Cut His Dick Off After Punching His Girlfriend
Bad trip.
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This Domino’s Pizza Worker Was Furious That Someone Ordered A Pizza 5 Minutes Before Closing Time
Pizza should involve positive vibes only.
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Nurse Suspended After Taking Photo Of Patient’s Penis And Filming Woman’s Butt Hole During Surgery
Must have been quite the penis.
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Stupid American Guy Blows Leg Off By Shooting Lawnmower Full Of Explosives
Stupid is as stupid does.
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Woman Suing Doctors After They Removed The Wrong Body Part
Someone wasn’t paying attention in medical school.
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Did Eastenders Show Danny Dyer’s Dick On Screen The Other Night?
It sure does look like it.
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Husband Stunned As ‘Dead’ Wife Turns Up On TV Two Years After He Buried Her
How is this even possible?
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This Horrific Motorcycle Crash Illustrates Why You Should Always Follow The Rules Of The Road
Don’t overtake on a double yellow line you prick.
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This Chinese Guy Could Literally Be The Stupidest Man In The Entire World
This is really dumb.
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Dude Who Just Got Shot Gives Insane Live Interview Immediately Afterwards
Doesn’t get much more ghetto than this.
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Here’s The Official NHS Approved Method Of Giving A Sperm Sample
In case you were wondering.
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Man Dies On Christmas Day After Trying To Blow Up Condom Machine
Worst Christmas ever.
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Mark Hamill Swerved The Graham Norton Show To Visit Sick Kids In Hospital
The force is charitable with this one.
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Paul Gascoigne Rushed To Hospital After Collapsing In A Puddle Of Blood
Times are looking bleak for Gazza.
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Man Gets Shot, Calls For An Uber To The Hospital Instead Of Ambulance
No surcharge that day, obviously.
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VIDEO: Russian Rope Jumping Is The New Russian Roulette
She really doesn’t look like she survived.
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Surfer Gets Bitten By Shark; Returns The Next Day To Catch It And Eat It
Is this guy an asshole or what?
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Is This The Most Horrific Leg Break In Football History?
Mexican player Javier Aquino fell with his full body weight onto Luis Garrido’s planted leg and it looks absolutely horrific.
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A Swedish Man Has Died In Australia After Riding A Trolley Down The Road At 50MPH
And his friend isn’t doing so well either.
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The Kardashians Are So Traumatised About Lamar Odom They Rushed To His Bedside With A Camera Crew
The Kardashians are straight up sociopaths for this one.
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Man Trapped In A Coma Was Awake For 12 Years But Couldn’t Move Or Speak
You literally would not wish this experience on your worst enemy.
